Nothing new to do, no new towns to see
No reason to seek out that new NPC
No new dungeons to pwn or trash mobs to wipe us
and I'm out of crap to buy with my Badges of Justice
I'm Exalted with Netherwing, Ogri'La and Skyguard
too much longer and I'll be Exalted with my back yard!
While Blizzard farts around with comics and podcasts
we're twiddling our thumbs and sitting on our @$$es.
My Greench is gone now, the snowflakes have faded
Battlegrounds are pathetic, I'm getting jaded
Lunar Festival? Been there done that
Only reason to log in is the "witty" chat
We need a new fix - a reason to keep coming back
Surely you know that WoW is the new EverCrack?!?
I guess it doesn't matter, we may as well get out the Sit and Spin
after WotLK comes out, the madness will start all over again :P
Today's article brought to you by the letter "M" (for monkey) and the number 42. Inspired by the songs "You're Pitiful" by Weird Al Yankovic and "Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton, which I was listening to in the car on the way to the grocery store when I got the idea for this poem. Now you know what a tremendous geek I am...